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alias bday { ; ;Type /bday to say your birthday infomation. ;If there is less then 12 hours untill your birthday when you do /bday, a timer will be activated that sends a message to all your channels saying a custom message at the time of your birthday. ; ;Enter your birthday infomation here: var %birth.month = December var %birth.day = 23 var %birth.year = 1989 var %birth.time = 11:30:00 ; ;Don't change anything below this line. var %i = $calc($ctime - $ctime(%birth.month %birth.day %birth.year %birth.time)) var %j = $calc($ctime(%birth.month %birth.day $asctime(yyyy) %birth.time) - $ctime) if (%j < 0) { var %j = $calc($ctime(%birth.month %birth.day $calc($asctime(yyyy) +1) %birth.time) - $ctime) } ;Change the next two lines if you wish. describe $active has been alive $dur(%i) $+($chr(40),$calc(%i / 3600 / 24 / 365.25) years,$chr(41)) describe $active will have a birthday in $duration(%j) if (%j <= 43200) { .timer_bday 1 %j bday.msg $round($calc(%i / 3600 / 24 / 365.25),0) } } alias -l bday.msg { ;You can edit the message that will be sent to all of your channels by editing the line below. ;Use '&age' for your age. var %bday.msg = I just turned &age today! scon -at1 amsg $replace(%bday.msg,&age,$1) } alias dur { ;$dur(seconds) ;Returns the specified number of seconds in a week/day/hour/minute/second format. ;$dur(1) returns 1second ;$dur(59) returns 59seconds ;$dur(2000000) returns 3weeks 2days 3hours 33minutes 20seconds var %i = $duration($$1) | return $replace(%i,wks,weeks,wk,week,hr,hour,hrs,hours,$iif(mins isin %i || min isin %i,$ifmatch),$iif(mins isin %i,minutes,$iif(min isin %i,minute)),$iif(secs isin %i || sec isin %i,$ifmatch),$iif(secs isin %i,seconds,$iif(sec isin %i,second))) }