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September 13, 2009
2:56PM EDT

[14:53:39] <Jdbye> i never got proven wrong on that
[14:53:40] <Jdbye> in fact
[14:53:56] <Jdbye> there's a simple wayto prove that i'm right on that
[14:53:57] <Jdbye> take a camera
[14:54:00] <Jdbye> try to record a tv screen

September 13, 2009
2:50PM EDT

#!/bin/sh
IPTABLES=/usr/sbin/iptables
IP_INTERNO=192.168.1.104/24

echo "Resetando firewall..."

September 13, 2009
2:43PM EDT

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September 13, 2009
2:42PM EDT

http://i26.tinypic.com/34ijqs5.jpg

September 13, 2009
2:42PM EDT

#include <iostream>
#include <vector>
#include <cstdlib>
using namespace std;

September 13, 2009
2:39PM EDT

def ftpUpload h
        ::Net::FTP.open( 'host', 'username', 'password' ) do |ftp|
                ftp.chdir( 'ruby_ftp_uploads' )
                threads = []
                h.each do |k,v|

September 13, 2009
2:36PM EDT

connect {
name = "irc.adsl.by";
host = "81.25.32.25";
port = 6668;
hub_mask = "*";

September 13, 2009
2:32PM EDT

## get_tweets_controller.rb
class GetTweetsController < ApplicationController
  feed = RssParser.run("http://twitter.com/statuses/user_timeline/29937388.rss")
  feed1 = feed[0]
  feed2 = feed[1]

September 13, 2009
2:30PM EDT

#
# /etc/rc.conf - Main Configuration for Arch Linux
#

# -----------------------------------------------------------------------

September 13, 2009
2:29PM EDT

=== modified file 'PageActions.py'
--- PageActions.py        2009-06-15 15:25:12 +0000
+++ PageActions.py        2009-09-13 18:28:51 +0000
@@ -48,6 +48,8 @@
     # Use translated version if available

September 13, 2009
2:25PM EDT

iCake:
A suggestion for our customers
                Welcome iCake! Your request has been directed to the Suggestions & Feedback department. Please wait for our operator to answer your call.
                Call accepted by operator helen. Currently in room: helen.
helen:

September 13, 2009
2:25PM EDT

include Math

def rad(a)
  return a*Math::PI/180.0
end

September 13, 2009
2:23PM EDT

        def wanted_products
                products = []
                actions = Action.find(:all, :conditions => { :object_type => "product", :action_type => "want", :user_id => self.id } )
                actions.each do |action|
                        product = Product.find_by_id(action.object_id)

September 13, 2009
2:17PM EDT

theme_alternatives = 0

chart_width_min = 64
chart_width_max = 80
chart_width_ref = 64

September 13, 2009
2:17PM EDT

theme_alternatives = 0

chart_width_min = 64
chart_width_max = 80
chart_width_ref = 64

September 13, 2009
2:12PM EDT

I steal. So…Anything up for grabs can, will, and shall be taken for no other reason than the fact that I can.  I can because no one can, has, or ever will say anything about it. How can one say something to someone who can’t have anything said to? How do you say something to someone you can’t see? No, I’m not the invisible woman but I’m the next best thing: The not-noticed woman and my friends, not being noticed is tantamount to invisibility, which is conducive to my professional engagement. 
There’s there no thievery taking place now though, there’s hardly worth anything taking in this decrepit run-down school filled with mediocre teachers who lost interest in life ( and subsequently there students ) a millennia ago.  Though, as the spitball sails through the air in a fashion more graceful than any of the thus far horrible attempts by the blonde bimbo in front of the class to recite her laughable excuse for a poem, the light of class shines momentarily in a glorious example of human art but quickly covered by the damnable wall of Slutasaurus Rex’s: Leo. 
Yes, if ever there was an opportunity for Michelangelo’s David to be personified it would be Leo. Invisibility has never bothered me but ever I was to be noticed and freed of this invisibility; it’d have to be Leo.  
“Ms. d’Este – Do you have your poem?” – This came from a man with eyes that bespoke of a life lived with little accomplishment and the overall appearance of a pissed of Travelocity gnome. I pretended not to hear him, maybe he’d go the hell away.
“Well Ms. D’Este do you have your poem?” Damned Gnome didn’t know when to leave someone to their day dreaming.

September 13, 2009
2:11PM EDT

(function(){
  
  // The new hotness
  var window = this,

September 13, 2009
2:10PM EDT

require 'ffi'
require 'pathname'

module BundleSupport
  extend FFI::Library

September 13, 2009
2:09PM EDT

// CBC mode decryption
void aes_decrypt(u8 *iv, u8 *inbuf, u8 *outbuf, unsigned long long len) {
  u8 block[16];
  unsigned int blockno = 0, i;

September 13, 2009
2:07PM EDT

fitsToProject = []
        for module, (amount, active, overrides) in self.projEffects.iteritems():
            if isinstance(module, item.item):
                process(module, amount, active, overrides)
            elif isinstance(module, fitting) and active:

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